Forever Young

My friend showed me this, Haha definitely have said some of these. 

Top 10 reasons to date a swimmer!


10. We’re always clean
9. We love getting wet
8. We’ll flip for you in a second
7. We usually bring along a six-pack
6. We are not afraid of pain
5. We stroke it 4 different ways, 9 times a week
4. We wear swimsuits 4 sizes too small
3. We always finish what we start
2. We’re always looking for the perfect stroke
1. Breaststrokers do it underwater, Backstrokers do it on their backs, Flyers do it with their hips, IM-ers do it 4 ways, Sprinters do it faster, Distance swimmers last longer. So however you put it, SWIMMERS DO IT BEST!!!

things-in-this-world:

I was a competitive swimmer for over 8 years and everyone on our team used to joke about this. We couldn’t smell it but as soon as you’d hang out with non-swimmers all they could apparently smell was the chlorine on our bodies! 

things-in-this-world:

I was a competitive swimmer for over 8 years and everyone on our team used to joke about this. We couldn’t smell it but as soon as you’d hang out with non-swimmers all they could apparently smell was the chlorine on our bodies! 

I thought this was really well done. 230 films in less than 6 minutes, tied together perfectly to create Filmography 2011!!!


I Love Freddy! And American Skins is nothing compared to British Skins! 
Also….FUCK IT! for Chris


I Love Freddy! And American Skins is nothing compared to British Skins! 

Also….FUCK IT! for Chris

I have this feeling…

I have a feeling that this season of the Bachelor is going to be INTENSE! Super happy Jenna went home, I mean I felt bad for her, but she was a psycho.

And Blakely? Pleaseeee stop dressing like your 18…your over 30 its time to wear some clothes that aren’t so revealing!

Courtney…aka Model Mania(c)…seems totally fake! I really hope Ben isn’t actually buying her bull! 

I have a feeling though, that Kacie B. will win the season, and the key to Ben’s heart (Lol)….

 http://abc.go.com/shows/the-bachelor/bio/kacie-b/907802

wisdom

    Wisdom brings sorrow,

knowledge comes with grief,

and epitaphs are, but very brief.

Amanda Gore, so funny!

I found this very amusing, and also true based off of experience and from what I’ve heard from others.